Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.