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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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