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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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