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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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