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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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