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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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