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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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