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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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