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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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