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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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