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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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