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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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