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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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