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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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