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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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