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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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