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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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