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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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