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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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