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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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