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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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