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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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