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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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