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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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