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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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