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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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