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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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