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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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