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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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