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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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