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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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