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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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