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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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