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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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