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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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