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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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