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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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