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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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