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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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