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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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