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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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