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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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