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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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