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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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