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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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