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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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