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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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