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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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