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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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