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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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