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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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