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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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