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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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