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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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