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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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