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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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