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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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