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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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