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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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