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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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